BLOOD SIMPLE
BLOOD SIMPLE
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One Crazy Summer
1986
Warner Home Video
PGCast • John Cusack, Demi Moore, Bobcat Goldthwait, Matt Mulhern, Curtis Armstrong, Joel Murray, Mark Metcalf, Tom Villard, Kimberly Foster, Jeremy Piven, Billie Bird, Joe Flaherty, William Hickey
Writer/Director • "Savage" Steve Holland
A MORE STUPID MOVIE probably doesn't exist. As in his earlier film with John Cusack, Better Off Dead, director/writer "Savage Steve Holland's brand of humor is an idiotic gagfest. Some work, some don't, but folks they just keep comin'. The ironically named Hoops (Cusack) is an aspiring cartoonist who heads off to Nantucket with pal George (Joel Murray) after graduating from high school. Along the way, Hoops and George meet Cassandra (Moore), a "singer" who is trying to save her grandfather's home from being bought by evil developer Aguilla Beckertsted (Metcalf, who played Niedermeyer in Animal House). Beckersted's spoiled and nasty son Teddy (Mulhern) makes trouble for our heroes, who by now also include the Stork Twins (Bobcat and Villard) and Ack Ack (Armstrong). Variations on both the "let's put on a show" and "our only hope is to win the big race" scenarios ensue.
Egg Stork: Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...
Ack Ack : Egg, were you that little boy?
Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!
The cast is great (although you'd be hard-pressed to find a couple with less chemistry than Cusack and Moore), it's shot on-location in Nantucket, and you get scenes involving overexposure to methane, John "The Tooz" Matuszak in a men's room, Demi Moore "rocking out" while holding a guitar, a visit to a local drive-in (nope, there's not really one on Nantucket), and Bobcat in a Godzilla suit. • DAVE YOUNT
Notes:
+Ack Ack's name probably came from the three letter abbreviation for Nantucket, ACK.
+The name Hoops McCann is from the Steely Dan song "Glamour Profession."
+Savage Steve Holland created the animated Whammy for the game show "Press Your Luck."
+ Don't miss Taylor Negron and Rich Hall as nasty gas station attendents. (Nice outfits.)
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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
1982
MGM
PGCast • Woody Allen, Mary Steenburgen, Jose Ferrer, Mia Farrow, Julie Hagerty, Tony Roberts
Writer • Woody Allen
Director • Woody Allen
Today is Day One VE's SummerFest!
WOODY ALLEN TOOK A BREAK from continuing an astonishing string of comedies in the Seventies* and made the austere and disquieting film, Interiors (1978). Vincent Canby of the New York Times made the point that this wasn't Allen's first "serious" film, as other critics had labeled it -- all of his movies are serious. It's just that this one isn't funny and doesn't care to be. Canby's criticism of the film was that it seemed that Allen was making someone else's movie (Ingmar Bergman). And to Allen's fans, it was "culture shock."
Two years later, Allen made his next film, the self-reflexive Stardust Memories (1980). And it would be two more years before he produced his next film, A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy. Here again, Allen seems to be making someone else's movie (this time, Bergman and Renoir). And perhaps this film would have been "culture shock" to Woody's fans had it not been preceded by Interiors. But that's where the comparisons end. Sex Comedy is a breezy, old-fashioned sex farce, where the cast is in turn-of-the-century period costumes, and the gags, though there, are toned down.
Leopold: I had the privilege of escorting Ariel through the Sistine Chapel for the first time in her life and explaining to her exactly why Michelangelo's ceiling was indeed great.
Ariel: When Raphael first laid eyes on it, he fainted.
Andrew: Had he eaten?
The setting is the country getaway home of Wall Street broker and "crackpot inventor" Andrew (Allen) and his wife Adrian (Steenburgen), who have invited Adrian's cousin Leopold (Ferrer) and Ariel (Farrow) for a weekend to celebrate their recent engagement. Unexpectedly, Andrew's friend Dr. Maxwell (Woody-film stalwart Roberts) arrives with his newly hired nurse, Dulcy (Hagerty), and the roundelay is set in motion.
Gordon Willis' photography is beautiful, and they pulled out all the stops to create an over-the-top idyllic summer setting, where images of baby bunnies, rushing streams and cricket-filled fields play over music by Mendelssohn.
Woody gets most of the funny lines, but not all. Ferrer gets his in as the insanely pompous Leopold. In describing what he plans for his honeymoon with Ariel, he says, "We are only having one week of leisure, which we will spend in London -- a long-awaited opportunity to show her Thomas Carlyle's grave.'' • DAVE YOUNT
* Manhattan (1979), Interiors (1978), Annie Hall (1977), Love and Death (1975), Sleeper (1973), Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972) (screenplay), Play It Again, Sam (1972) (play) (screenplay), Bananas (1971) (written by).
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Alligator
1980
89 minutes
Lionsgate
RCast • Robert Forster, Robin Riker, Henry Silva, Dean Jagger, Sydney Lassick, Michael V. Gazzo, Perry Lang, Jack Carter
Writes • John Sayles
Director • Lewis Teague
Today is Day Thirty of VE's CreepFest!
THE LAST GASP FOR THE GIANT MONSTER MOVIE (until Tremors in ’90 and The Host in 2005), Alligator is a wickedly
clever action-thriller with a political bent that never forgets its
primary purpose—to deliver maximum mayhem with its title creature.
John Sayles, still in the Roger Corman phase of his career, taps the
popular urban legend of alligators in the sewers for his script, which
unleashes a king-sized gator on the inhabitants of a nameless
Midwestern city.
Cop Robert Forster, who’s already struggling with the
death of his partner and male pattern baldness, discovers the monster
after it gobbles up a rookie patrolman (Perry Lang) and an unscrupulous
pet store owner (Sydney Lassick). The latter provides an important clue
in the alligator’s growth spurt—seems he’s been kidnapping pet dogs
for a big pharmaceutical company (run by nasty old man Dean Jagger) to
use as test subjects for a new growth hormone. Lassick also dumps the
corpses into the sewers (played by Los Angeles’ forbidding sewer
system, already famous for housing Them!, 1954), where the toxified
mutts transform an abandoned baby gator into an El Dorado-sized eating
machine. Jittery mayor Jack Carter (who’s in Jagger’s pocket) and
police chief Gazzo call in SWAT teams, the Army, and Great White Hunter
Henry Silva (hilarious), but ultimately, it’s up to Forster and comely
herpetologist Robin Riker to eliminate the monster. MORE AFTER THE JUMP
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Halloween TV Specials
Roseanne: Halloween Edition, The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror, Mad Monster Party, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
Today is Day Twenty-nine of VE's CreepFest!
THE FIRST FAMILIES OF TV HALLOWEEN (not counting the Browns and Van Pelts) are the Conners of Langford, Illinois and the Simpsons of Springfield... wherever. The first Halloween episode of Roseanne aired October 31, 1989 in its second season and became an annual event, with ever-escalating pranks and costumes. Anchor Bay has collected the first seven Halloween episodes on its Roseanne: Halloween Edition so apparently they, like a lot of us, would prefer to believe that Season Nine never happened.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is a great collection of the show's annual trilogy of terror installments (which, curiously, often aired just after Halloween each year), and includes "The Thing and I" (Bart's "evil" twin), "The Genesis Tub" (Lisa creates a miniature world with her tooth), "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores" (Springfield ad icons come to life), and "Mr. Kang Goes to Washington" (Kang and Kodos assume the identities of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole) among its 21 episodes. These are Treehouse of Terrors V, VI, VII and VIII, and it seems strange that TOTs I, II, III and IV are still unavailable in this type of collection.
Mad Monster Party is a regrettably overlooked full-length (95 min.) 1969 Rankin and Bass animated feature (the same "Animagic" process that brought us Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) that has beautiful, elaborate sets and classic monsters as re-imagined by Mad magazine artist Jack Davis. Boris Karloff supplies the voice of Baron von Frankenstein, who calls on all of the world's most fiendish monsters—and Phyllis Diller—to convene at his castle. Cool jazz/spy soundtrack, too.
Some things sound more fun on paper. The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976) was a legendary VHS bootleg that finally made it onto DVD just a few weeks ago. Paul's guests included Margaret Hamilton and Billie Hayes (Witchipoo from H.R. Pufnstuf) as his witchie sidekicks with appearances by Tim Conway, Donnie and Marie, Billy Barty, KISS, Florence Henderson, Roz "Pinkie Tuscadero" Kelly, and Betty White. A trainwreck, but not quite the kind I'd hoped for. Lots of terrible jokes (Bruce Vilanch and Ronny Graham are among the ten credited writers), a grind to a halt number by Flo, three—count 'em—three numbers by KISS (who make their television debut), and Paul gets into the act too, singing the old Halloween favorite "Kids" from Bye Bye Birdie (he played Harry MacAfee in the film version). Scariest part: the entire ensemble shakes their booty to "Disco Lady" as Pinkie sings "Move it in/move it out" in a voice that could wake the dead. And at the end, the cast stands around like it's a live show and they need to fill up time. Still, you might have to experience it for yourself. • DAVE YOUNT
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Feast
2005
95 minutes
Weinstein Company
RCast • Balthazar Getty, Henry Rollins, Navi Rawat, Judah Friedlander, Josh Zuckerman, Jason Mewes, Jenny Wade, Krista Allen, Clu Gulager, Eric Dane, Diane Goldner
Writers • Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan
Director • John Gulager
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HOLED UP IN A MIDDLE-OF-NOWHERE Texas bar, a ragtag group of regulars is suddenly besieged by a nasty pack of cannibalistic monsters. Mixing humor, gore, blood-slicked breasts, monster sex, suspense, gunfights, and toxic vomit, Feast is an admirably executed, low-budget schlockfest.
Directed by John Gulager and written by screenwriters Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, Feast is the third movie to come out of the Matt Damon-Ben Affleck-Chris Moore Project Greenlight competition. Unlike its two predecessors, Feast has no highbrow aspirations or red-carpet celebrity stars—unless you count Henry Rollins as an earnest but unconvincing motivational speaker named Coach whose idea to taunt the monsters with one of their dead backfires in a bad way. Sharp-eyed viewers will recognize the stoner beer-delivery guy as Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, American Splendor, Wonder Showzen); the aging, unflappable boozehound as veteran actor Eileen Ryan (Sean Penn’s real-life mom); and the swaggering macho man character Hero as Balthazar Getty (Alias, Brothers and Sisters, oil heir). Feast is also a family affair, with Gulager’s veteran actor father Clu (Return of the Living Dead) as the crusty bartender and wife Diane Goldner as the tough Harley Mom who is forced to endure some frightening interspecies fellatio. MORE AFTER THE JUMP
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The Val Lewton Horror Collection
1942-46
5 discs
Turner Home Entertainment
Not RatedFilms • Cat People, The Curse of the Cat People, I Walked with a Zombie, The Body Snatcher, Isle of the Dead, Bedlam, The Leopard Man, The Ghost Ship, The Seventh Victim, Shadows in the Dark
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BETWEEN 1942 AND 1946, Val Lewton produced some of the best B-movies ever turned out on low budgets and quickie schedules for a Hollywood studio. His subtle use of the power of suggestion left much of the terror to the viewer’s imagination. By withholding shots of the source of terror in favor of foreboding shadows and sounds, and offering stories that usually took place in a contemporary, realistic setting, Lewton forged a distinctive mix in his RKO chillers. The Val Lewton Horror Collection boxed set that brought these movies to DVD is hardly a perfect collection, especially with all the audio commentaries by film historians who wallow in tiring minutia. But some of its most noteworthy content is on the two discs available only within the five-disc boxed set.
The Leopard Man and The Ghost Ship, which share one of the two discs available only within the set, are cases in point. The first is director Jacques Tourneur’s rendering of Cornell Woolrich’s novel, Black Alibi, about what happens when a deadly black leopard gets loose in a New Mexico town. It’s surely more uneven than Tourneur’s two previous Lewton movies, the more famous Cat People and I Walked with a Zombie). Yet it, too, has great set pieces, especially when the cat stalks a teen who’s been sent to the store by her mother. Before the DVD set came out, The Ghost Ship was one of the most elusive Lewton movies, as it was pulled from release by RKO after a writer filed a plagiarism lawsuit, claiming the movie took elements from a script he had submitted to Lewton’s office. Although Lewton never saw that script, RKO lost the case and pulled the movie. As with Robert Wise's Curse of the Cat People, the perceptive child's-eye-view drama which Lewton made just after it, Ghost Ship comes up with something much better than the mere horror film RKO wanted.
Its conflict between the idealistic new third officer (Russell Wade) and the power-mad captain (Richard Dix) on a freighter doesn’t just recall The Caine Mutiny, which Herman Wouk hadn’t written yet, it also turns into an exploration of authority run amok, an anti-Fascist parable for its wartime audience. • PAUL SHERMAN
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Basket Case
1982
91 minutes
Something Weird
RCast • Kevin Van Hentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner, Robert Vogel, Diana Browne, Lloyd Pace, Bill Freeman, Joe Clarke, Ruth Neuman, Richard Pierce
Writer • Frank Henenlotter
Director • Frank Henenlotter
Today is Day Twenty-six of VE's CreepFest!
A LONGTIME FAVORITE of the college crowd and 42nd Street audiences alike, Basket Case
is a rank little Tale from the Crypt about a disturbed young man (Kevin
Van Hentenryck, a wigged-out Greg Brady) who seeks revenge on the
doctors who separated him from his horribly deformed (and telepathic)
lethal twin brother Belial, whom he carries around in the title basket.
The pair carry out their bloody mission while residing in a tenderloin
flophouse, where a young woman (Terri Susan Smith) comes between them
and initiates their downfall.
Basket Case aspires to nothing more than the same Karo
syrup-soaked excesses of Herschell Gordon Lewis' amazing output (and
the picture is quite rightly dedicated to the Godfather), which it
achieves with buckets of gleeful gallows humor and abject bad taste (Belial's assault
on the sleeping and naked Smith being the rankest example of this). Two
sequels followed (the first, Basket Case 2,
is now out on DVD from Synapse); both are fitfully amusing and gross
but never scrape the bottom of the exploitation barrel with such gusto
as the
original.
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Curse of the Demon / Night of the Demon
1957
95 minutes, b&w
Columbia/TriStar
Not RatedCast • Dana Andrews, Peggy Cummings, Niall MacGinnis, Reginald Beckwith, Athene Seyler, Maurice Denham
Writers • Charles Bennett, Hal Chester
Director • Jacques Tourneur
Today is Day Twenty-five of VE's CreepFest!
FEW FILMS CAPTURE the power of supernatural with such power, conviction, and subtlety as Night of the Demon (1957), released in the U.S. in truncated form as Curse of the Demon. While director Jacques Tourneur worked in nearly every genre, many of his finest moments occur in horror films made under RKO producer Val Lewton: Cat People, Leopard Man, I Walked With A Zombie.
Producer Hal Chester’s decision to override Tourneur’s Val Lewton-derived aesthetic by disclosing the monster in the first reel has been decried both by Tourneur fans and the director himself. Nonetheless, I favor Chester’s judgment; the colossal, slavering fire demon, swathed in smoke and flame, creates the sense of impending danger that propels the film through to its infernal crescendo.
As the Aleister Crowley-like devil worshiper Dr. Karswell, Niall MacGinnis (Jason and the Argonauts) radiates a corruption born of absolute power—an evil so profound that to him, a genteel facade is something of an amusement. The repartee of skeptic Dr. John Holden (Dana Andrews, cast in the British production to assure Stateside sales) and the more credulous Joanna Harrington (Welsh-born Peggy Cummins, who set the screen afire in 1949’s Gun Crazy) fails to generate the spark of a Mulder and Scully. But the supporting cast is impeccable: Athene Seyler as Julian Karswell’s dotty mother; Irish actor Reginald Beckwith as the psychic Mr. Meek; Brian Wilde’s convulsive performance as a cultist under hypnotic interrogation. MORE AFTER THE JUMP
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Faust
1926
116 minutes, b&w, silent with orchestral score
Kino Video
Not RatedCast • Gösta Ekman, Emil Jannings, Camilla Horn, Frida Richard, William Dieterle, Yvette Guilbert, Eric Barclay, Hanna Ralph, Werner Fuetterer
Writers • Gerhart Hauptmann and Hans Kyser
Director • F.W. Murnau
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THOUGH FRIEDRICH WILHELM MURNAU is best known to horror enthusiasts for Nosferatu (1922), Faust may be
the director’s supreme achievement. With art directors Walter Röhrig
(The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Fritz Lang’s Destiny) and Robert Herlth
(Destiny, The Last Laugh), Murnau constructed a mythical universe as
impressive as the supercity of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. The
simultaneous production of Faust and Metropolis nearly bankrupted the
UFA studio.
Faust opens with one of the silent screen’s most unforgettable images:
a titanic, horned, winged presence, casting its pestilential shadow
over a medieval German village. The film’s ultimate message of the
power of Love is encoded in the opening sequence’s beams of celestial
light that blind the Devil amidst smoke and flame.
Played by Emil Jannings (The Last Laugh, The Blue Angel), Mephisto manifests in three forms: first as the winged beast; then as an impish mendicant with luminous eyes; then as a fatuous dandy who guides Faust through a life of dissolute indulgence. Jannings’ Expressionistic acting style is perfectly suited to the first two incarnations, but prove grating in the third, comic characterization. Swedish actor Gösta Ekman (Faust) and Camilla Horn (as Faust’s innocent love) provide a dramatic gravity that prevents the human element from being overpowered by either Jannings’ antics or Murnau’s monumental imagery. MORE AFTER THE JUMP
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